This post is setting the bar pretty high for 2018. I read this aloud to my husband in the car last night and we laughed out loud all the way to dinner…and then he asked about any update on the Sex Dust.
this is a grade A blog post. brought me back to the days of subscribing to my friends’ blogspots on google reader. 2018 doesn’t deserve this. ACB doesnt deserve this.
Thank you for making me laugh out loud multiple times while reading this. I’ve experienced all the Moon Juice stores (I had a phase a few years back where I tried to be one of those women who wear only white and have luminous skin), and your descriptions could not be more accurate. Joining the chorus of those clamoring for a Sex Dust follow-up, please and thank you. <3
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Sara says:
January 9th, 2018 at 12:06 pm
This just made my day. I laughed so hard. Ily.
Tony says:
January 9th, 2018 at 12:06 pm
LOL – great post!
Emily says:
January 9th, 2018 at 12:19 pm
Fucking hilarious. I hope there’s a follow-up post chronicling your adventures with the Sex Dust.
Tina says:
January 9th, 2018 at 12:41 pm
This makes me really miss living in LA ;) I just spent way too long reading up about Moon Juice!
Luisa says:
January 9th, 2018 at 2:09 pm
YOU BOUGHT THE JAR OF SEX DUST. There had better be a follow-up.
Cara says:
January 9th, 2018 at 2:46 pm
Beige juice sounds like maybe it didn’t have enough activated ingredients. What did it contain?
Elizabeth says:
January 9th, 2018 at 3:01 pm
I absolutely enjoyed this journey down into Woo-ville, and count me among those dying for a follow-up on the sex dust and its…effects.
stefani greenwood says:
January 9th, 2018 at 3:06 pm
def don’t want to get too horny. this cracked me up so much!
Esmé says:
January 9th, 2018 at 3:09 pm
omg ty. ty. ty. it would have been more bang for your buck at the pho place next door. that place is pretty good.
olga says:
January 9th, 2018 at 3:15 pm
What Luisa said. Follow-up, please! Also, happy new year! xx
Tim says:
January 9th, 2018 at 3:32 pm
Y’all are such pervs! (okay, maybe!)
Charlotte says:
January 9th, 2018 at 3:37 pm
I had never heard of Amanda Chantal Bacon, nor Moon Juice, before today and just fell into an internet hole. Thanks for the hilarity!
Aimee Elise says:
January 9th, 2018 at 4:23 pm
Ahh, much needed laughter at the end of a long Tuesday (imo, the worst day of the week).
Sarah says:
January 9th, 2018 at 4:26 pm
I LOLed real good. Love you.
Jenny says:
January 9th, 2018 at 6:52 pm
I know this isn’t fiction but I still want it to be a Shouts & Murmurs for the NYer.
Emily says:
January 9th, 2018 at 7:08 pm
Loving this image of you all sitting up straight around a tiny table with your Moon Juice.
Whitney says:
January 9th, 2018 at 7:40 pm
You are the best! I wish there was photographic evidence of this excursion.
Mary Anne says:
January 9th, 2018 at 11:03 pm
omg dead
catchicago says:
January 10th, 2018 at 4:07 pm
This post is setting the bar pretty high for 2018. I read this aloud to my husband in the car last night and we laughed out loud all the way to dinner…and then he asked about any update on the Sex Dust.
Jennifer says:
January 10th, 2018 at 5:58 pm
“I wanted to get sex dust because it felt wild, but I was worried I’d get too horny and we had other things to do.”
So good. Favorite line ever.
Lily says:
January 10th, 2018 at 11:46 pm
this is amazing. and another vote for a sex dust update!
Sarah says:
January 11th, 2018 at 8:27 am
LOVE. Also it’s been too long since I read anything about Chantal. Thanks for the nudge to get back to it!
Gabrielle says:
January 12th, 2018 at 8:40 pm
You are hilarious! I always love reading your posts. And I wanna know too – did the jar of sex dust deliver on its promises? o.O
Michelle says:
January 12th, 2018 at 10:23 pm
I have literally never commented on a blog but this is so amazing. !!
Jeffrey says:
January 13th, 2018 at 6:52 am
I expect to hear this being read on the MOTH Radio Hour at some point.
Kim says:
January 16th, 2018 at 9:30 am
this is a grade A blog post. brought me back to the days of subscribing to my friends’ blogspots on google reader. 2018 doesn’t deserve this. ACB doesnt deserve this.
Ashley says:
January 25th, 2018 at 10:21 pm
Please don’t ever stop blogging.
Caitlin says:
January 26th, 2018 at 8:52 pm
Thank you for making me laugh out loud multiple times while reading this. I’ve experienced all the Moon Juice stores (I had a phase a few years back where I tried to be one of those women who wear only white and have luminous skin), and your descriptions could not be more accurate. Joining the chorus of those clamoring for a Sex Dust follow-up, please and thank you. <3